Time Machine

So what would the current candidates do if they were present during the 1st Revolution (1775 or so).
Clinton would be trying to marry the king so she could one day rule the empire.
Obama would be fighting to increase taxes on tea.
Edwards would be making money suing the inventor of the Steam Boat for putting hard working oarsmen like his father out of work.
McCain would be trying to conquer the entire continent to grow the British Empire and kill all the Native Amerian-Fascists in the process.
Romney would be throwing tea in Boston Harbor, because caffeine is wrong.
Guiliani would be arresting Thomas Paine for treason.
Huckabee would be pushing to make the Bible literally the law of the new land.
Ron Paul would be first in line to sign the Declaration of Independence but he'd be fighting to remove the excess of power the constitution gives the new government.